Wednesday, May 23, 2007

Do these jeans make my butt look big?



Just a little relationship house cleaning... NOBODY is on my preferred list.  Its just a little something that don't want to get lost in sands of time.  I'll pry open it up a year or so from now so mark your calendar if you're really that curious. 

Now on to the business at hand.  I work from home.  I work on the phone.  I NEVER see any of my clients face to face.  Can anyone give me a good reason NOT to dye my hair blue, or red, or some other ridiculous color?  Its really long, I'm probably going to get sick of it and cut it really short soon so even if it looked horrible it would be back to a natural state within a few weeks. 

If you had to be seen *with* me in public and had absolute authority over my hair what would you require?  Or quoted from the my past: "OK. I'm at the bar, which glasses make you more likely to take me home and fuck me?"  Speaking of which, I need to get new glasses this week.

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